Landlord Berry Surveillance Rankings

NOTICE FROM LANDLORD AS YOU KNOW I PLACE FRESH BERRIES IN THE BERRY BOWL EACH MORNING FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. BERRY BOWL WELL DID YOU KNOW I USE AN AI CAMERA TO TRACK WHO TAKES WHICH FRUIT? DEVON 3 BLUE CARLEIGH 2 STRAW 1 GRAPE LAST MONTH RANKINGS Most Blueberries -- DEVON (56 blueberries) Most Grapes -- SHANNON (23 grapes) Most Plums -- OMAR (27 plums) Most Strawberry -- CHRIS T. (9 strawberry) NO ONE'S IN TROUBLE, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS RANKING ☺ I USE THE DATA TO KNOW WHICH BERRIES TO BUY. IT'S FINE FOR ME TO DO THIS, IF YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING I CAN USE YOUR DATA

A landlord posts a notice explaining that an AI camera tracks which residents take berries from a communal bowl. The notice publicly ranks tenants by their fruit consumption while insisting that nobody is in trouble. The joke is the absurdly invasive surveillance and the cheerful, unsettling attempt to normalize it.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 14312 2026-05-04