The Secret of Sperm Donor Children

🤡 I was just told that I have over 100 biological kids. How is this possible for a guy who has never been married and prefers to live alone? WTF ⏪ Fifteen years ago, a friend of mine approached me with a weird request. He said that he and his wife couldn't have kids due to a fertility issue and asked me to donate sperm at a clinic for them to have a baby. I laughed my ass off before realizing he was dead serious 😑 👨‍⚕️ The boss of the clinic told me that “high quality donor material” was in short supply and that it was my civic duty to donate more sperm to anonymously help more couples. This sounded crazy enough to get me to sign up for sperm donation 💩 👩‍🍼 Fast forward to 2024, my past donating activity has helped over a hundred couples in 12 countries to have kids. Moreover, many years after I stopped being a donor, at least one IVF clinic still has my frozen sperm available for anonymous use by families who want to have kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🧬 Now I plan to open-source my DNA so that my biological children can find each other more easily. Of course, there are risks, but I don't regret having been a donor. The shortage of healthy sperm has become an increasingly serious issue worldwide, and I'm proud that I did my part to help alleviate it 🧑‍🔬 🧪 I also want to help destigmatize the whole notion of sperm donation and incentivize more healthy men to do it, so that families struggling to have kids can enjoy more options. Defy convention — redefine the norm! 😇 Раскрыта тайна кончающегося баклажана 🍆

A Telegram-style post attributed to Pavel Durov claims that he has more than 100 biological children because he donated sperm to fertility clinics. The punchline is the absurd contrast between his solitary lifestyle and the revelation that his frozen donor sperm may have helped create children around the world. The Russian caption adds a crude joke, comparing the situation to an eggplant emoji that is supposedly running out of semen.

• @profunctor_io / 10271 2024-07-30