I Snitched on God

>be me >beta jew >have a close group of friends >i always feel left out though >one guy is most popular guy in our area >smart, charismatic, basically a god >start to get pissed off and jealous of him >find out he’s in trouble with the local authorities for some random bs >decide to snitch on him >go to the cops, they give me a big ass reward >shekeltime.jpg >later we're all getting some food together >he says he knows there's a snitch in the friend group >oshit >try to play it cool >the next day the cops make me bring them to him so they can arrest him >he ends up getting the death penalty >wtf >feel really guilty and try to return my reward >cops tell me to fuck off >i end up killing myself out of guilt >three days later he rises from the dead >he’s literally god >mfw i snitched on god

Пепе рассказывает абсурдную историю о том, как из зависти сдал своего друга полиции, случайно оказавшегося богом, а затем покончил с собой от чувства вины. Шутка строится на библейской отсылке к Иуде, предавшему Иисуса за награду, и на неожиданном финале с воскресением. EN: Pepe tells an absurd story about snitching on his friend out of jealousy, only to discover that the friend is literally God, then killing himself out of guilt. The joke references Judas betraying Jesus for a reward and ends with the unexpected resurrection reveal.

• @jeppa420 / 7498 2020-09-28