Your Dad Baldur's Gate Character

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party’s fatherless behavior. To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party’s sad, horny business.

A Baldur’s Gate 3 character creation screen shows a stern, mustached middle-aged man designed as “Your Dad,” alongside text joking about abandoning attractive fantasy characters for an average New Jersey father. The punchline mocks the game’s tendency toward attractive companions and flirtatious party behavior by creating an aggressively ordinary father figure to restore order. EN: A Baldur’s Gate 3 character creation screen shows a stern, mustached middle-aged man designed as “Your Dad,” alongside text joking about abandoning attractive fantasy characters for an average New Jersey father. The punchline mocks the game’s tendency toward attractive companions and flirtatious party behavior by creating an aggressively ordinary father figure to restore order.

• @itvbia / 36612 2023-09-07