Karlach Dating Profile
Karlach, 28 34 miles away i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool
A dating app profile presents Karlach from Baldur’s Gate 3 as an enormous, muscular tiefling woman with an absurd list of traits: she eats only beef, owns flaming dirt bikes, cannot read, and is known for aggravated assault. The joke exaggerates her fiery warrior personality and turns her into an intimidating but appealing fantasy dating prospect, seeking a very small man to carry on her shoulders.
female tiefling warrior / женщина-тифлинг-воительницаred skin / красная кожаhorns / рогаpointed ears / заострённые ушиlong red hair / длинные рыжие волосыmuscular body / мускулистое телоfantasy armor / фэнтезийные доспехиshoulder armor / наплечная броняsword / мечforest / лесdating profile / профиль знакомствlocation pin / значок геолокацииflaming dirt bike / горящий мотоцикл для бездорожьяbeef / говядинаflames / пламя
- @itvbia / 36606 2023-09-06
- Type
- image
- Size
- 452×800 · 92.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, playful
- Language
- en
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