Ranni Jealous of Melina

I SAW YOU TALKING TO THAT ***** MELINA YOU THINK SHE'S PRETTIER? SHES NOT EVEN A DEMIGOD MORE OF A DEMISLUT DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE GOES WHEN YOU'RE EXPLORING? WHA... I-I JUST THOUGHT WE'D USHER IN THE AGE OF STARS? UGH WHATEVER I STILL HAVE THE RECEIPT FOR THIS RING BЯITCHED

Ranni the Witch, depicted as a blue-skinned four-armed sorceress smoking and wearing a witch hat, angrily confronts the Tarnished about talking to Melina. The joke uses Elden Ring lore: Ranni is jealous, insults Melina, and then reminds the player that she still has the receipt for the Dark Moon Ring after her relationship goes badly. It is used as a reaction to jealousy, romantic rivalry, or mocking someone’s dramatic fantasy-game relationship. EN: Ranni the Witch, depicted as a blue-skinned four-armed sorceress smoking and wearing a witch hat, angrily confronts the Tarnished about talking to Melina. The joke uses Elden Ring lore: Ranni is jealous, insults Melina, and then reminds the player that she still has the receipt for the Dark Moon Ring after her relationship goes badly. It is used as a reaction to jealousy, romantic rivalry, or mocking someone’s dramatic fantasy-game relationship.

• @itvbia / 36484 2023-09-04