Horse Learns About Horse Racing
[inventing horses] God: you can run fast Horse: nice God: a little human will sit on you and hit you with a stick Horse: uh God: he gets the trophy and cash if you win Horse: dude what God: if you break a leg you get shot Horse: yo wtf God: you got a 4 foot dick Horse: ok I’m in
A dialogue imagines God explaining horses and horse racing to a horse. The horse is horrified by the racing rules, but agrees immediately after learning it has a four-foot penis, parodying absurd priorities and ending with Tom’s unsettling grin as the punchline.
- @jeppa420 / 7293 2020-09-22
- Type
- image
- Size
- 541×800 · 53.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark
- Language
- en
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