Shut Up and Take My Money
If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret. Shut up and take my money
A social media post offers to attend someone’s funeral from a distance with a black umbrella so mourners assume the deceased had a dark, mysterious secret. Below, Fry from Futurama eagerly holds out cash, expressing enthusiastic approval and willingness to pay for the absurd service.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиredacted username / скрытое имя пользователяprofile photo / фотография профиляblue verification badge / синяя галочка верификацииtext / текстblack umbrella / чёрный зонтfuneral / похороныmoney / деньгиcash bills / денежные купюрыorange-haired man / рыжеволосый мужчинаred jacket / красная курткаwhite shirt / белая рубашкаopen mouth / открытый ротraised hand / поднятая рукаspaceship interior / интерьер космического корабля
- @jeppa420 / 6919 2020-09-07
- Template
- Shut Up and Take My Money
- Type
- image
- Size
- 630×800 · 89.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, enthusiastic
- Language
- en
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