Ketchup Bottle Dilemma

let's say i got my dick stuck in a ketchup bottle (which i didn't) how would i get it out???? wait til it's soft and pull it out lmao its cutting off the bloodflow and it wont get soft (not that i did that)

A Twitter thread shows someone asking how to remove a penis supposedly stuck in a ketchup bottle. A reply suggests waiting until it becomes soft, but the original poster says the bottle is cutting off blood flow, making it impossible to soften. The joke is the increasingly absurd and suspiciously firsthand escalation. EN: A Twitter thread shows someone asking how to remove a penis supposedly stuck in a ketchup bottle. A reply suggests waiting until it becomes soft, but the original poster says the bottle is cutting off blood flow, making it impossible to soften. The joke is the increasingly absurd and suspiciously firsthand escalation.

• @jeppa420 / 6892 2020-09-06