Girlfriend Versus Screaming Opossum

Text on the meme

Girlfriend AAHHHHHHHH!!! Spends all your money AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Needs a lot of effort to get AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Takes hours to get ready AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Does not want to tell you the problem AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Breaks up with you AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What it means

A girlfriend is compared with a tiny opossum screaming in panic. The checklist jokes that the opossum is better than a girlfriend because it does not spend money, require effort, take hours to get ready, hide the problem, or break up with you—it only screams. People send it as an absurd reaction to relationship complaints or overwhelming panic.

Objects

young woman / молодая женщина black shirt / чёрная футболка blue jeans / синие джинсы black boots / чёрные ботинки screaming opossum / кричащий опоссум checklist / список сравнения red X marks / красные крестики green check marks / зелёные галочки white background / белый фон text captions / текстовые подписи