Five-Second-Old Lava

Wana see something hot? Sure Pretty hot right? Delivered Yea I guess Well that lavas 5 seconds old have fun in jail He's too dangero​us to be left alive !

A fake text-message exchange shows someone sending a photo of glowing lava and calling it hot. The punchline is that the lava is only five seconds old, so the sender jokes that it is dangerously fresh and the recipient should go to jail. The bottom caption references Mace Windu from Star Wars declaring someone too dangerous to be left alive, exaggerating the absurd threat. EN: A fake text-message exchange shows someone sending a photo of glowing lava and calling it hot. The punchline is that the lava is only five seconds old, so the sender jokes that it is dangerously fresh and the recipient should go to jail. The bottom caption references Mace Windu from Star Wars declaring someone too dangerous to be left alive, exaggerating the absurd threat.

• @jeppa420 / 6699 2020-08-31