The Men I Please

Text on the meme

Can I ask about the menu please? The men I please are none of your business.

What it means

A suited customer asks a waiter about the menu, but the waiter replies with an absurdly defensive double meaning. The meme is used as a sarcastic reaction when someone asks an overly personal question or pries into someone’s romantic preferences.

Objects

man in a suit / мужчина в костюме waiter / официант white shirt / белая рубашка black vest / чёрный жилет tie / галстук menu / меню notepad / блокнот pen / ручка restaurant interior / интерьер ресторана window / окно table / стол beard / борода