The Unpainted Grey Army
MY LORD! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY THE GREY ARMY! FUN DUNGEON BANG! THE GREY ARMY? YOU MEAN THE GREY KNIGHTS? NO SIR THEY ARE... THE UNPAINTED! PAINT US! WHAT CHAPTER ARE WE? I'VE BEEN ASSEMBLED SIX MONTHS AGO AND I'M NOT EVEN PRIMED HELP!!! OH THE SUFFERING! PAINT US! PAINT US! Boom CRINGE SACRILEGE!
A comic depicts painted and unpainted Warhammer-style miniatures reacting to an army of grey, unpainted models. The joke is that the “Grey Army” is mistaken for the Grey Knights, but the figures are actually miniatures that have been assembled without being primed or painted. It is used as a reaction to unfinished hobby projects and the shame of leaving miniatures unpainted.
fantasy knight / фантастический рыцарьunpainted miniature / неокрашенная миниатюраpainted miniature / окрашенная миниатюраspace marine / космодесантникpurple armor / фиолетовая броняrainbow plume / радужный плюмажguitar-like weapon / оружие в форме гитарыhelmet / шлемpaintbrush / кисть для рисованияopen dungeon door / открытая дверь подземельяexplosion / взрывrifle / винтовкаshield / щитbattle scene / сцена битвыcomic panels / панели комиксаarmor / доспехи
- @itvbia / 34719 2023-07-27
- @dustinthehead / 15376 2023-07-27
- Type
- image
- Size
- 602×800 · 145.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, cringe
- Language
- en
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