Leon Explains American Imperialism

A Resident Evil 4-style cutscene shows Leon Kennedy reporting to President Biden while Ashley stands nearby. Leon claims the villagers taught him about American imperialism, turning the plot into a parody of Avatar; Ashley then reveals the U.S. wanted the amber before Leon abruptly admits he killed everyone, creating an absurd bait-and-switch punchline. Dramatic dialogue, music, and a sinister end-card sound make the escalation feel increasingly ridiculous. EN: A Resident Evil 4-style cutscene shows Leon Kennedy reporting to President Biden while Ashley stands nearby. Leon claims the villagers taught him about American imperialism, turning the plot into a parody of Avatar; Ashley then reveals the U.S. wanted the amber before Leon abruptly admits he killed everyone, creating an absurd bait-and-switch punchline. Dramatic dialogue, music, and a sinister end-card sound make the escalation feel increasingly ridiculous.

Ashley, my God, he actually saved you. Hello, Father. Leon, so how did it go? Did you kill all of the villagers? No. I didn't kill a single one. But what's wrong, Leon? You love killing. Well, Mr. President, when I got to the village, I was prepared to kill them all. But something crazy happened. I was captured. Instead of killing me, they taught me their way of life. They took me in, and I became one of them. They weren't savages at all. They had books and toilets like normal, civilized humans. What the hell are you talking about? After living alongside them, I've learned about American imperialism and the role it's played in underdeveloped countries. What the fuck? I saw first hand what our military-industrial complex does to poor countries. The sheer destruction, exploitation, and humiliation. Jesus Christ, Leon. This is the fucking plot of Avatar. You can't be serious. I'm dead serious. And another thing, Joe. I'm done working with you or any other pawn of the American Empire. Get a grip! They kidnapped my fucking daughter. Ashley, please explain to him. Leon is right. The US wasn't interested in saving me. They were only interested in obtaining the precious amber deep under the village. Ah, what the fuck is going on? We're just messing with you, Biden. Of course I killed them all. Oh my god, you motherfucker. You really got me there. That's so funny. You got cool, go man. Dumb ass motherfucker. But you did get the amber, right? Right?

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