Secret Backyard Pizza Ritual

My wife doesn't know. But once or twice a month after she falls asleep, I order a medium pizza and 8 wings, and I eat them outside in the backyard, by myself, and throw away the evidence before I go back to bed.

A person secretly orders a medium pizza and eight chicken wings after his wife falls asleep, eats them alone in the backyard, and disposes of the evidence before returning to bed. The joke treats a harmless late-night food craving like an elaborate clandestine affair or crime, making it a relatable reaction to secretly indulging in junk food. EN: A person secretly orders a medium pizza and eight chicken wings after his wife falls asleep, eats them alone in the backyard, and disposes of the evidence before returning to bed. The joke treats a harmless late-night food craving like an elaborate clandestine affair or crime, making it a relatable reaction to secretly indulging in junk food.

• @jeppa420 / 5196 2020-07-15