Where Is My Lawyer Present?

Text on the meme

Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: YOU are the lawyer! Me: so where is my present? Me: Cop:

What it means

A two-panel reaction meme shows a smug orange creature labeled “Me” and a blank-faced green creature labeled “Cop.” The joke is a pun on “present”: the speaker demands their lawyer be present, then misunderstands it as a gift and asks where their present is. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone exploiting the literal meaning of a phrase.

Objects

orange cartoon creature / оранжевое мультяшное существо green cartoon creature / зелёное мультяшное существо police officer role / роль полицейского lawyer reference / упоминание адвоката two-panel meme / мем из двух панелей close-up face / крупный план лица white background / белый фон yellow-orange body / жёлто-оранжевое тело green body / зелёное тело long arms / длинные руки droopy eyes / нависшие глаза smirk / ухмылка