$50,000 and a Girlfriend

you get $50,000 but your parents walk in on you having sex with your girlfriend + $50,000 +a girlfriend + a dad Upgrades, people, upgrades

A robot enthusiastically lists the benefits of an awkward situation: getting $50,000, a girlfriend, and a dad after the girlfriend’s parents catch them having sex. The joke uses the robot’s “Upgrades, people, upgrades” line to frame the embarrassing event as a series of upgrades, so it works as an absurd reaction to an unexpectedly beneficial outcome. EN: A robot enthusiastically lists the benefits of an awkward situation: getting $50,000, a girlfriend, and a dad after the girlfriend’s parents catch them having sex. The joke uses the robot’s “Upgrades, people, upgrades” line to frame the embarrassing event as a series of upgrades, so it works as an absurd reaction to an unexpectedly beneficial outcome.

• @jeppa420 / 3436 2020-05-17