Open Source Backdoor Mental Gymnastics
PROPRIETARY BACKDOOR MENTAL GYMNASTICS I want a backdoor in this software I ask the corpo to grant me access OPEN SOURCE BACKDOOR MENTAL GYMNASTICS find not well maintained related project spend 5 years gaining the maintainer trust Insert brittle system to introduce vulnerability Immediately get noticed by an autist due to 0.5s startup delay
A two-part stick-figure comic contrasts getting a proprietary software backdoor by asking the corporation with secretly introducing a vulnerability into an open-source project. The joke is that the open-source route requires years of gaining a maintainer’s trust, only for a technically observant user to notice the resulting 0.5-second startup delay. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to elaborate supply-chain attacks and absurdly complicated plans.
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- image
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- 680×680 · 75.8 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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