Microwaved Fish Job Application

A job application we just received 😂😂😂 Tell us about a positive and a negative about yourself. Positive: I show up on time. Negative: One time I saw a coworker microwave fish in the office kitchen and did nothing to stop it.

A job application answer lists punctuality as a positive trait, but admits the applicant once allowed a coworker to microwave fish in the office kitchen. The joke is that microwaving fish at work is treated as an outrageous violation of office etiquette, and the applicant’s failure to intervene becomes the real negative trait.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 13852 2026-02-09