Trump Bans malloc to Save DRAM

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MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2025 3:45 PM ET EXECUTIVE ORDER CLOSE: PRESIDENT TRUMP SIGNS ORDER BANNING MALLOC TO ALLEVIATE DRAM SHORTAGE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION MOVES TO BAN MALLOC FUNCTION, AIMING TO REDUCE AI-RELATED DRAM DEMAND STOCK +0.1.0% -4,1.922 NVDA +178 AMD -0.138% NVDA AMD INTC +0.003

What it means

Donald Trump holds up a document while a fake financial-news broadcast announces an executive order banning the C programming function malloc. The joke treats memory allocation and DRAM demand as a political shortage, parodying sensational news coverage and Trump’s executive orders. It can be sent as a reaction to absurd tech policy, AI hardware shortages, or programmers joking about memory management.

Who

Donald Trump

Objects

Donald Trump / Дональд Трамп man in suit and red tie / мужчина в костюме и красном галстуке executive order document / документ с указом black document folder / чёрная папка для документов news broadcast graphics / графика новостной трансляции stock market ticker / биржевой тикер television screen / экран телевизора microphones or press desk / микрофоны или стол для прессы white shirt / белая рубашка American flag emblem / эмблема американского флага