Vanguard Restriction Requirements
man vanguard really isn't joking around anymore VAN: RESTRICTION Your account does not meet the following requirements in order to play: -TPM 2.0 enabled -Secure boot enabled -HVCI enabled -Webcam enabled -50% or more White/Caucasian -Blood sample biometric and face verification -LWAY UEFI detected -Skywalker bootkit detected -Custom OS detected -Mouse serials have not changed -Keyboard serials detected -UUID, RS, CG have not changed -Bios has not been flashed twice -Delay ban commencing in 24:02 minutes OK Cancel
A fake Vanguard anti-cheat restriction window lists increasingly absurd requirements for playing the game, including racial eligibility, blood samples, and Star Wars-related bootkit detection. The joke parodies intrusive anti-cheat software and its strict hardware checks, making it useful as a reaction to an overbearing security measure or an impossible set of requirements.
computer warning dialog / диалоговое окно предупреждения на компьютереyellow warning triangle / жёлтый предупреждающий треугольникdesktop computer interface / интерфейс компьютераOK button / кнопка «OK»Cancel button / кнопка «Cancel»close button / кнопка закрытияblack background / чёрный фонpurple border / фиолетовая рамкаtext list / список текста
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 13810 2026-02-02
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×747 · 73.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added