Cybersecurity Analyst Overshares Online
>be me >cybersecurity analyst >make six figure salary >tell ladies I make a six figure salary >they ask for my name and phone number >I'm too smart to give out my personal information
A red fire hydrant character is shown beside an imageboard-style green-text story. The narrator boasts about being a highly paid cybersecurity analyst, then reveals personal information indirectly by telling women about his salary. The punchline is that he avoids giving his name and phone number while still oversharing conspicuously.
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- Template
- greentext story
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×453 · 58.0 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
- Added