Elon Musk Son Updates

Elon Musk's son not gonna have birthdays he's gonna have updates 😭 😭 Patch 1.01 - added ability to walk - fixed midnight crying bug - fixed hunger bar Version 3.00 - removed ‘foreskin’ attachment

A Twitter screenshot jokes that Elon Musk’s son will receive software-style patch notes instead of normal birthday celebrations. The replies parody video game updates by describing developmental milestones and a crude circumcision joke as version changes. It is used as an absurd reaction to treating ordinary life events like software releases.

• @jeppa420 / 3241 2020-05-10