The 57 Year Old Reopener

The 57 year old Reopener Knows Covid-19 is a Chinese hoax Wears a mask she deliberately destroyed as a political statement Has never in her life covered her mouth when coughing Owns some bullshit small business like a boat dealership or golf equipment shop Goes out of her way to sneeze in other peoples' faces at the nail salon Downtown quarantine protest literally the only time she has ever driven outside her suburb The vaccine is just a plot to spread autism Wants her ungrateful children and grandchildren back at work and out of the house Smothers crisis actors dressed as nurses and orderlies in her all-American freedom folds “THIS IS AMERICA.... AAAAAHHHH” “*cough cough*” “And they've kept us locked up for weeks now and Im not taking it anymore! Oh my Goodness!” OH HERE I GO! IM ABOUT TO REOOOOOOOPEN! IM REOOOPENING!

A cartoon shows an elderly woman waving an American flag while wearing a destroyed mask and shouting about reopening during the COVID-19 quarantine. The labels satirize conspiracy theories, anti-lockdown protests, reckless behavior, and the stereotype of an entitled suburban American demanding that everyone return to work. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to exaggerated anti-lockdown rhetoric and COVID-19 denial. EN: A cartoon shows an elderly woman waving an American flag while wearing a destroyed mask and shouting about reopening during the COVID-19 quarantine. The labels satirize conspiracy theories, anti-lockdown protests, reckless behavior, and the stereotype of an entitled suburban American demanding that everyone return to work. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to exaggerated anti-lockdown rhetoric and COVID-19 denial.

• @jeppa420 / 2879 2020-04-27