Both Arms Needed for Fishing

If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg? A leg. Need both arms to fish. My coworker just said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks 😐 Sounds like he's never been fishing

A wife asks her spouse whether he would rather lose an arm or a leg. He chooses a leg because he needs both arms for fishing, then dismisses his coworker’s romantic reason for keeping both arms. The joke is that fishing is treated as more important than hugging one’s wife.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 13712 2026-01-16