Jesus Helps Andrew Find His Keys

Big shout out to Andrew from the UK who just thanked me because he found his keys Anytime Andy, it’s what I do mate

A fake tweet from “Jesus H Christ” thanks Andrew from the UK for thanking Jesus after finding his keys. Jesus replies as if locating lost keys is one of his everyday miracles, making the joke absurdly mundane and self-important. EN: A fake tweet from “Jesus H Christ” thanks Andrew from the UK for thanking Jesus after finding his keys. Jesus replies as if locating lost keys is one of his everyday miracles, making the joke absurdly mundane and self-important.

• @beobanka / 4156 2020-10-11