Seven Apples for Sarah

PLEASE RING BELL FOR SERVICE while You wait: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

A printed joke card sits on a counter beneath a “Please ring bell for service” sign. It asks why a bus driver gave Sarah seven apples before leaving for a week; the punchline is that “an apple a day keeps the doctor away,” helping him keep the doctor away from the woman they both love. EN: A printed joke card sits on a counter beneath a “Please ring bell for service” sign. It asks why a bus driver gave Sarah seven apples before leaving for a week; the punchline is that “an apple a day keeps the doctor away,” helping him keep the doctor away from the woman they both love.

• @beobanka / 3204 2020-08-31