6ix9ine Helps Crying Beethoven

The side of 6ix9ine the media never talks about 6ix9ine was walking down the street one day when he saw a boy crying. He asked him "Why you crying young blood?" The boy said "I didn't go 6 for 6 on the top 100 billboard." So 6ix9ine whispered in the boy's ear "SCUM GANG LET YA NUTS HANG. Aye you got any sisters btw? The boy took his advice and let his nuts hang. He then dropped the hottest symphony of the 19th century. That boy was Beethoven

A crying boy sits on concrete steps beside the tattooed rapper 6ix9ine, who appears to comfort him. The absurd joke imagines Beethoven failing to reach number six for six on the Billboard Top 100, then being inspired by 6ix9ine's Scum Gang advice and composing the hottest symphony of the 19th century. It is used as an ironic reaction to exaggerated origin stories and ridiculous claims about famous people.

• @beobanka / 1653 2020-06-24