I Fucking Love History and Politics

"I fucking love history and politics" has just learned what a "strasserite" and an "integralist" is, will not shut up about them despite nobody caring no interest in vast majority of history, childish obsession with militaries and wars not actually interested in political science, international relations etc. just made up internet ideology crap as a way of seeking identity "actually im not a fascist im a TradConSyndical-istStrasseristMonarchoAnCap" like MBTI is astrology for men, political compasses are harry potter houses for men ugh...boring...where's the explosions and tanks... daddy complex for Great Men doing weird corny shit like this etc majority of historical knowledge comes from war themed videogames either obsessed with crusaders or WW2 depending on age memes are just thinly veiled psychotic outbursts from 13 year olds and mentally stunted young men at women and minorities little to none academic knowledge, got graded low for trying to argue Hitler was "authentic" and spending study time playing videogames bad at talking to girls actual beliefs boil down to looking like this and thinking if it was 1320 you would have had sex by now "b-b-based"

A dense satirical collage mocks people who claim to love history and politics but mainly obsess over war aesthetics, internet ideologies, political compass labels, and video games. It portrays this persona as socially awkward, academically uninformed, and prone to misogynistic or extremist memes, with the punchline that their grand historical identity is really a teenage search for belonging and validation. It is sent as a reaction to someone pretending to be a serious political or historical thinker while displaying shallow, edgy, or terminally online opinions.

• @beobanka / 1317 2020-06-10