Dog Seizure Horny Text

Text on the meme

Hi hey my dog had a seizure,sorry I want to fuck a cheating whore K You missed a call from Joshua. ↩ 8:39 pm CALL BACK Wtf Tell your dog to stop dying I'm horny

What it means

A dark-mode text-message exchange begins with an apparent apology about a dog having a seizure, but the reply reveals that the sender meant to complain about wanting to have sex with a cheating whore. The missed call and confused reactions make the punchline an absurd wrong-context texting mistake, useful as a reaction to an awkward or wildly inappropriate message. EN: A dark-mode text-message exchange begins with an apparent apology about a dog having a seizure, but the reply reveals that the sender meant to complain about wanting to have sex with a cheating whore. The missed call and confused reactions make the punchline an absurd wrong-context texting mistake, useful as a reaction to an awkward or wildly inappropriate message.

Objects

smartphone chat screenshot / скриншот чата на смартфоне blue message bubble / синее облачко сообщения gray message bubble / серое облачко сообщения missed call notification / уведомление о пропущенном звонке call back button / кнопка обратного звонка dog / собака text messages / текстовые сообщения black background / чёрный фон profile avatar / аватар профиля