Galactus Wants Zero Downtime
We attempted to negotiate, but Galactus, he asked too high a price. Well, what does he want? He asked for zero downtime... during a cluster migration.
A man explains that negotiations with Galactus failed because the price was too high. The woman asks what Galactus wanted, and the punchline is an absurdly demanding IT requirement: zero downtime during a cluster migration. It is used as a reaction to an unreasonable technical request or impossible service-level expectation.
man in astronaut suit / мужчина в скафандреwoman with red hair / рыжеволосая женщинаoffice or meeting room / офис или переговорнаяwooden door / деревянная дверьframed pictures / картины в рамкахcrowd of people / толпа людейred earrings / красные серьгиblack clothing / чёрная одеждаwhite astronaut collar / белый воротник скафандраconversation / разговор
- @dev_meme / 7171 2025-09-27
- Type
- image
- Size
- 639×800 · 82.9 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic absurd
- Language
- en
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