Doomguy's Extremely Specific Dating Preferences

Any black people or gays in the game? I'm not a racist or homophobic, but I don't think non-white or gay people can fully understand or enjoy DOOM. I don't want to see Id or Bethesda bow down to the SJW overlords just so Doomguy can have sex with a black woman (if it's an Asien female near legal age that's fine). Wolfenstein: The New Colossus was bad enough with it's pro-liberal propaganda against Germany. Homosexuals don't really fit the lore of DOOM either. The series is about traditional Christian values. If Doomguy were ever to have sex, it wouldn't be with another man. He wouldn't strip his armor off, skin caked with sweat and blood, straddling a robot man's groin, now fully kitted out with synthetic sex organs. Nor would he start licking the robot man's armpit swivels, which were pre-coated with tangy, sour sweat-like lubricant beforehand. Doomguy is straight as an arrow.

A fake social media post asks whether Black people or gay people appear in the game, then launches into an absurdly racist, homophobic rant about DOOM, Wolfenstein, “SJW” politics, and Doomguy’s supposed traditional values. The punchline is the increasingly graphic and bizarre description of Doomguy having sex with a robot man, exposing the contradiction between the narrator’s claims and the imagery they invent. It is used as an edgy parody of reactionary gamers and absurd fandom gatekeeping. EN: A fake social media post asks whether Black people or gay people appear in the game, then launches into an absurdly racist, homophobic rant about DOOM, Wolfenstein, “SJW” politics, and Doomguy’s supposed traditional values. The punchline is the increasingly graphic and bizarre description of Doomguy having sex with a robot man, exposing the contradiction between the narrator’s claims and the imagery they invent. It is used as an edgy parody of reactionary gamers and absurd fandom gatekeeping.

• @beobanka / 140 2020-04-12