She Agreed to Meet You

Have you seen really reliable though... kept me waiting like this... she’s outgrowing me She agreed to meet you Oh I feel get drinks... NON-TARGET KILLED

In a rainy nighttime scene, a worried man in a green coat talks to Agent 47, who holds an umbrella while listening to his insecurities about a woman who is late for their date. The punchline is that Agent 47 suddenly kills the supposedly uninvolved man, triggering the game message “NON-TARGET KILLED.” It is used as a dark gaming reaction to someone being irrationally eliminated or overreacting.

Have you seen a girl around? Short hair. Sorry. She said she'd meet me here. She's probably running late. She used to be really reliable though. When we were in school, she was my rock. She always let me copy her notes. She would never have kept me waiting like this. Sometimes it feels like she's changed. People change. It's stupid, but I'm kind of scared she's outgrowing me. Like maybe she's changing, but I'm just saying the same. I'm just, I don't know, dead weight. She agreed to meet you in the middle of the night, in the rain. No one does that if they don't care. I guess that's true. Oh, I feel like kind of an asshole for asking her out now. She's probably ruining her shoes in this weather, just so we can get drinks. Maybe you can pick up the tan. Haha, that's a good idea.

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