NVIDIA Buys All DDR5 RAM

NVIDIA RAM PRODUCERS GIMME ALL DDR5 DRAM YOU’LL EVER PRODUCE UNTIL 2028 THAT’LL BE $9,500,000,000 I ONLY GOT $10 ON ME CAN I PAY THE REST LATER SURE CONSUMERS CONSUMERS

A Simpsons-style six-panel scene shows NVIDIA demanding all available DDR5 DRAM from RAM producers until 2028. The producer quotes a massive price, while NVIDIA admits it only has $10 and asks to pay later. The final panels show consumers left sitting helplessly outside, joking about shortages, inflated prices, and NVIDIA’s overwhelming demand for memory.

• @dev_meme / 7701 2026-02-12