Jesse Pinkman Babysits You

POV: Jesse Pinkman is your babysitter

A man dressed as Jesse Pinkman awkwardly babysits in a cozy home, offers snacks, plays Mario Party, lounges on the couch, leaves briefly, and returns with a dog. The joke is that the chaotic, profane Breaking Bad character is treated as an unexpectedly irresponsible babysitter, turning ordinary childcare into absurd mayhem.

Yo, you want me to like, uh, cook something for you? Or whatever, apple slices and peanut butter, maybe? Say something, bitch. Your bedtime's in like an hour. You got a party and shit. Like Mario Party. Yes! Mario Party, let's go. Like, I would absolutely rock you in this, bitch. Yes! I would always play as like, uh, who's that, Mr. White? Mr. fucking White. Talk to Toad, man. He gets the game like started every time when you talk to him. That's just how he is. He starts the shit. I finish it, bitch. Stay put, okay? I gotta take this. Do it! Do it! Come to my house! I'm not supposed to have the shit. You are. Okay? Sorry, bro. That was my mom. Who's this? What is this? What is it? It's a dog. Heading that n00b. Why are we like, uh, the same age? or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you be like a little kid?

• @jeppa420 / 35281 2025-07-15