Elden Ring Says Touch Grass

Eden Ring tells you you're bitchless, need to touch grass, and have to use soap! 😩 Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless. A plant-based soap made from mushroom juice. Craftable item. Cleans off filth and other accumulation on the body while also slightly reducing poison buildup.

A screenshot meme about Elden Ring showing a player being told they are maidenless, alongside a character walking through grass and an item description for mushroom-based soap. The joke turns the game's insults into real-life advice: a lonely gamer needs to go outside and wash. It is used as a teasing reaction to someone who spends too much time gaming or neglects basic hygiene. EN: A screenshot meme about Elden Ring showing a player being told they are maidenless, alongside a character walking through grass and an item description for mushroom-based soap. The joke turns the game's insults into real-life advice: a lonely gamer needs to go outside and wash. It is used as a teasing reaction to someone who spends too much time gaming or neglects basic hygiene.

• @itvbia / 21431 2022-02-28