Virgin Patrick Bateman vs Chad Paul Allen

“The Virgin Patrick Bateman” “The chad Paul Allen” • works out for hours on end to achieve a 7/10 body. • His fiancée is cheating on him with timothy bryce • Has an “okay” apartment • Doesn’t have a reservation at dorsia • Mocked by women has to kill them to preserve his fragile ego • His business card is bone white with silian rail lettering • is an American psycho • Never works out, always in peak physical form • Banging Patrick Bateman’s fiancée • Apartment is more expensive than bateman’s and overlooks the park • Has an 8:30 res at dorsia • Envied by everyone, respected by peers, still doesn’t know anyone’s name • His business card is tastefully thick & has a watermark • is not an American psycho

A two-panel Virgin vs Chad comparison contrasts the insecure, status-obsessed Patrick Bateman with the effortlessly confident Paul Allen. The joke is that Paul Allen has the superior lifestyle, apartment, restaurant reservation, business card, and social standing despite doing nothing, while Bateman desperately performs masculinity and spirals into violence. It references the characters from American Psycho and is used to mock performative superiority and celebrate an apparently effortless chad. EN: A two-panel Virgin vs Chad comparison contrasts the insecure, status-obsessed Patrick Bateman with the effortlessly confident Paul Allen. The joke is that Paul Allen has the superior lifestyle, apartment, restaurant reservation, business card, and social standing despite doing nothing, while Bateman desperately performs masculinity and spirals into violence. It references the characters from American Psycho and is used to mock performative superiority and celebrate an apparently effortless chad.

• @itvbia / 19480 2022-01-11
• @pokupkabitka / 1613 2022-02-05