Patrick Bateman Hates Questions

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME “What are you doing to my car?” I’m stealing your catalytic converter so I can sell it to buy crack. Don’t waste my time with such feeble minded questions. It’s rude.

Patrick Bateman sits in an office and angrily explains that he is stealing someone’s catalytic converter to sell it for crack. The joke is the absurdly blunt, criminal answer delivered with Bateman’s cold, self-important seriousness, making it useful as a reaction to annoying or obvious questions. EN: Patrick Bateman sits in an office and angrily explains that he is stealing someone’s catalytic converter to sell it for crack. The joke is the absurdly blunt, criminal answer delivered with Bateman’s cold, self-important seriousness, making it useful as a reaction to annoying or obvious questions.

• @itvbia / 17805 2021-10-20