Keanu Reeves Plane Crash Copypasta

>>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Это абсурдная шокирующая копипаста, ложно приписывающая Киану Ривзу чудовищное поведение по отношению к семьям жертв 11 сентября. Гротескное преувеличение и намеренно неправдоподобные детали создают чёрный юмор; мем отправляют как реакцию на очевидную байку или провокационный пост. EN: This is an absurd shock copypasta falsely attributing monstrous behavior toward the families of 9/11 victims to Keanu Reeves. The grotesque exaggeration and intentionally implausible details create dark humor; people send it as a reaction to an obvious fabricated story or provocative post.

• @itvbia / 16352 2021-09-14