John McAfee's Daily Health Routine

I'm 74. How do I survive 2 quarts whiskey and 3 packs of unfiltered cigarettes every day? Because I also take 3,000 mg of N-Acetyl- L-Cysteine, inject 5,000 mcg. of Cyanicobalamin and take massive amounts of milk thistle extract, magnesium, calcium and thiamine daily. Simple.

John McAfee, wearing samurai-style armor and holding a large gun, stands beside a vehicle in a forest. The joke is that he claims to survive extreme whiskey and cigarette consumption through an absurd collection of supplements and injections, ending with the deadpan word “Simple.” It is used as an absurd reaction to reckless habits, overcomplicated self-care, or bizarre life advice.

• @itvbia / 14393 2021-06-25