Girlfriend Ends Vinyl Collection

Guys I just got a girlfriend. I’m sorry but as part of the rules and regulations I can no longer be a part of this community. I will be having to throw my collection away. No I will not be selling or giving them away, I do not wish to spread the doctrine of celibacy vinyl collection

A Reddit-style post announces that the speaker got a girlfriend and must leave the community, throwing away a collection of bizarre vinyl records instead of selling or giving them away. The joke is that the collection is so sexually provocative and strange that the speaker treats owning it as a form of celibacy, parodying exaggerated subcultural rules and self-serious farewell posts. EN: A Reddit-style post announces that the speaker got a girlfriend and must leave the community, throwing away a collection of bizarre vinyl records instead of selling or giving them away. The joke is that the collection is so sexually provocative and strange that the speaker treats owning it as a form of celibacy, parodying exaggerated subcultural rules and self-serious farewell posts.

• @itvbia / 14127 2021-06-18