Your Mother Is a Fucked-Up Slut

Listen, Mark, let me break it down for you. Your mother and I have a relationship thats all about the master/slave dynamic. When I said she was like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal possible way. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it was because we were getting a puppy? That was a lie, son, truthfully your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She is usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, the whole thing was her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture... She once took a full sizes, adult-woman shit in my Dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, and I love her, son, but i'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankley? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dog juju in that woman's head, and I don't know if i'm strong enough to fuck it out of her.

Омни-Мэн рассказывает Марку о крайне странных и сексуализированных привычках его матери, пока Дебби стоит рядом, а Марк отвернулся. Шутка строится на контрасте между серьёзным тоном семейного объяснения и абсурдной, шокирующей исповедью; мем используют как реакцию на чрезмерно откровенное или безумное признание. EN: Omni-Man tells Mark about his mother’s extremely strange and sexualized habits while Debbie stands beside him and Mark looks away. The joke comes from the contrast between the serious tone of a family explanation and the absurd, shocking confession; the meme is used as a reaction to an excessively candid or unhinged admission.

• @itvbia / 13413 2021-06-01