Sorry I Was Doing Stuff

Sorry i'm late, i was doing stuff I'm stuff Mermaid no ! HAAAAARK! Hark! Triton, hark! Hark, bid our father the sea king rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt foam, to smother this young man whom I punish simple as this, crying, cursing, young organ calls ye to hell and blasted with the blage and blaze of heaven, and the sea's own teeth. Ye shouldst see it! Ye shouldst see it! Hark, hark, Triton, hark! Bid our father the sea king rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt foam, to smother this young man, whom I punish, who calls me a liar. My lungs are a sea of fire. My eyes are full of brine. I'm stuff.

A black-and-white four-panel scene from The Lighthouse shows a late man, a seductive mermaid, a shocked sailor, and a monstrous sea creature. The joke turns “I was doing stuff” into “I’m stuff,” followed by an absurd mermaid denial and an overly dramatic sea-monster rant, making it useful as a surreal reaction to an awkward excuse. EN: A black-and-white four-panel scene from The Lighthouse shows a late man, a seductive mermaid, a shocked sailor, and a monstrous sea creature. The joke turns “I was doing stuff” into “I’m stuff,” followed by an absurd mermaid denial and an overly dramatic sea-monster rant, making it useful as a surreal reaction to an awkward excuse.

• @itvbia / 13398 2021-06-01