Select Your Bowie Fighter

ZIGGY • Is an alligator • fucks anything that walks • where the fuck did eyebrows go THIN WHITE DUKE • loves Hitler • wishes he was black • cocaine.exe has stopped working BERLIN BOWIE • german equivalent of a weeb • Has Iggy Pop as a henchman SELECT YOUR FIGHTER THE DJ • fired from his job • he’s fucking insane • Wears a gas mask to protect from the rona JARETH • king of the goblins • eats babies • gigantic cock and balls, use with discretion DOG BOWIE • what the fuck

A parody fighting-game character selection screen featuring different versions of David Bowie, including Ziggy Stardust, the Thin White Duke, Berlin Bowie, the DJ, Jareth, and a bizarre dog version. Each character is assigned exaggerated and offensive traits, while “SELECT YOUR FIGHTER” turns Bowie’s many personas into absurd playable fighters. It is shared as an irreverent reaction to Bowie’s changing personas, especially when joking about his eccentric image and musical eras.

• @itvbia / 12983 2021-05-17