Choose the Best Girl

Text on the meme

CHOOSE THE BEST GIRL + Submissive + Plays Piano + Can save you from Leon. - Smokes too much. - Doesn't shave. - Absolute nutjob. + Can be customized. + Single-time purchase, no need to spend money with gifts or food. - Can't actually love you. - No sex. + Enjoys being choked in bed. + Will step on you. + Will call in orbital artillery to protect you. + Nice taste for clothing. - Anger issues. - Strange obsession with knives. + Knows the streets, knows where to find good meth. + Accepts weird requests, doesn't asks questions. + Leaves when asked to leave. - May give you STDs. + Best legs. + Pretty flexible. - Manipulative. - Always wants to look like a racoon. + Determined. + Drives nice cars. + Enjoys Synthwave. - Autistic as fuck. - Is always sad. - Always dies.

What it means

A six-panel “choose the best girl” comparison presents several women and one man with absurd lists of positive and negative traits. The joke parodies dating-choice charts by mixing desirable qualities with dangerous, bizarre, or insulting details, including references to fictional characters and stereotypical “waifu” preferences. It is used as an ironic reaction when someone is comparing romantic options or has extremely questionable taste.

Who

Rachael (Blade Runner)Judy Alvarez (Cyberpunk 2077)Misa Amane (Death Note)Rebecca (Cyberpunk: Edgerunners)2B (NieR:Automata)Ryan Gosling's unnamed character (Drive)

Objects

six-panel comparison grid / сетка сравнения из шести панелей woman with short black hair / женщина с короткими чёрными волосами woman with brown hair / женщина с каштановыми волосами young woman with short dark hair / молодая женщина с короткими тёмными волосами red-haired woman / рыжеволосая женщина blonde woman / светловолосая женщина man in a dark shirt / мужчина в тёмной рубашке black background / чёрный фон white caption text / белый текст подписей thumbs-up emoji / эмодзи с поднятым большим пальцем heart emoji / эмодзи-сердце shocked emoji / удивлённый эмодзи laughing emoji / смеющийся эмодзи angry emoji / злой эмодзи sad emoji / грустный эмодзи piano / пианино knives / ножи car / автомобиль meth / метамфетамин