You have a way with words Tommy

herself. You sound like a goddamn parody, crying and nagging orders like a splinter school-marm. [?] It's all horseshit! Your icy, sour sea-ic, all of it! And if I hear one more word of horseshit coming out of your foul, rotten toothed, smelly old mouth... Shut it! I am finished yet! You think you're so goddamn high and mighty because you're a goddamn highhouse keeper? Well you ain't a captain of no ship and you know it! You ain't no general, you ain't no copper, you ain't the president, ain't my father! And I'm sick of you acting like you're the sick of your own, spittin' and your goddamn farts. You goddamn... goddamn farts!! You smell like pies. You smell like a just rotten... Like cold forest fire. Like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit-house. I'm sick of your smell, I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it you goddamned drunk. You goddamned no accent, sort of a bitch bastard first! That's what you are! You're a goddamned drunkard, horseshitting, short, shit liar! A liar! You have a way with words Tommy.

A hand-drawn two-panel exchange shows an enraged uniformed man unleashing an absurdly long stream of insults at an older bearded man. The older man calmly replies, “You have a way with words Tommy,” making the punchline the contrast between Tommy’s furious rant and the understated compliment. It is used as a reaction to mock an overdramatic, profanity-filled tirade. EN: A hand-drawn two-panel exchange shows an enraged uniformed man unleashing an absurdly long stream of insults at an older bearded man. The older man calmly replies, “You have a way with words Tommy,” making the punchline the contrast between Tommy’s furious rant and the understated compliment. It is used as a reaction to mock an overdramatic, profanity-filled tirade.

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