Silly Little Boy Boner

>straight boy >about 6’1, big man out in the canady timberlands >have a 5’5 foreman runnin the camp i work at >we have to move some branches we cut >I pick one up, trip and fall >”don’t be such a silly little boy ay” >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckfuck please don’t be gay I don’t want to be gay what does this mean

A 4chan-style greentext story describes a straight man becoming sexually aroused after his male foreman calls him a “silly little boy.” The joke is his panicked denial and confusion about what the attraction might mean. EN: A 4chan-style greentext story describes a straight man becoming sexually aroused after his male foreman calls him a “silly little boy.” The joke is his panicked denial and confusion about what the attraction might mean.

• @itvbia / 7457 2020-11-24