The Motivated Man

EXTREME AUTISM The Motivated Man ’EASY MODE IS NOW SELECTABLE’ IS THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING LIGHT = BURIED HAD SEX ONCE, IT WEAKENED HIM CANNOT SPELL THE WORD ‘BALANCED’ LOREAL AND SUPERIORITY SELF-REASSURANCE SPENT HALF HIS ADULT LIFE ON ‘MOONRUST’ CAN TROLL EVERYTHING DETERMINED, POWERFUL SLICES THROUGH AWKWARD FAMILY TENSION WITH EASE GLORIOUS DEMON STEEL YOU SHALL DIE DISREGARDS THE FACT THAT HE IS NO LONGER A TEENAGER, WEARS OUTFIT AS A SHOW OF STRENGTH TITS ARE TEMPORARY, SPARDA IS ETERNAL CHAIR IS THE PROTAGONIST SPECIAL EDITION OF FRANCHISE SCHLUM BLAST LOW CENTER OF GRAVITY FOR MAXIMUM CUTTING EFFICIENCY LARGE PACKAGE SUMMONS FLOATING DADDY ISSUES TO ATTACK TRANSFORMS INTO A FIGHTER JET WITH LIGHTSABER ARMS ENJOYS POETRY

A white-haired, demon-like man sits dramatically on a plastic chair while wielding a sword, surrounded by absurd annotations praising his strength, style, sexual history, and supposed demonic abilities. The joke parodies an over-serious character profile by combining exaggerated power-scaling language with embarrassing and mundane details, making it useful as a reaction to someone presenting themselves as impossibly cool or motivated. EN: A white-haired, demon-like man sits dramatically on a plastic chair while wielding a sword, surrounded by absurd annotations praising his strength, style, sexual history, and supposed demonic abilities. The joke parodies an over-serious character profile by combining exaggerated power-scaling language with embarrassing and mundane details, making it useful as a reaction to someone presenting themselves as impossibly cool or motivated.

• @itvbia / 7202 2020-11-18