Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Order Sacrifice
I’ve sucked a dick so I can pay cyberpunk2077 I’m not working so I don’t earn my own money, but I really really wanted to be able to pre-order cyberpunk2077, so I joined a dating app and sold my « talents », an old guy texted me, and this guy got his dick sucked 1 hour ago in is car, and now I can pre order cyberpunk, we’re both happy
A Reddit confession describes someone performing a sexual favor for an older man in order to afford a pre-order of Cyberpunk 2077. The joke is the absurdly transactional framing and the claim that both people are happy because one got money for the game while the other got sex.
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- @itvbia / 6631 2020-11-04
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- Reddit confession screenshot
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- image
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- 800×696 · 85.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
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