The Naked Gun in High School

“THE NAKED GUN” IN HIGH SCHOOL TODAY STARTED LIKE ANY BUT WHERE'S THE VICTIM? HE'S DEAD TOO. TOMMY DID IT. WITH, OFFICER?

Комедийный видеоскетч в стиле «The Naked Gun»: детектив в плаще расследует отравление в школе, но постоянно путает ответы и место происшествия. Свидетели оказываются мёртвыми, подозреваемый называет Томми, а расследование заканчивается хаотичной сценой в больнице и неожиданной опасностью на дороге.

Today started like any other day, with a six minute piss and a strong cup of coffee. Then I got a call someone was poisoned at the high school. Detective, there's a code red. Nice. I prefer Bob last. Who's the victim? Luke. Where is he? ICU. ICU too, but where's the victim? ICU, at the hospital. I'm not at the hospital, I'm right in front of you. Any witnesses? Yes, two. Start with the hall monitor. So you were at the scene of the crime, huh? Don't play coy with me. Answer me! He's dead too. Show me the second witness. Thanks now back to the case. I know you poisoned Luke. How can you be so sure you didn't? Luke do you have any idea who could have done this to you got a light Thanks, no no clue, but you seem to be on top of things. I am don't worry. I'll find the culprit. I just need a sign Hey Tommy We may never find the culprit. Maybe I should have put a protective detail on Luke. Nah, what's the worst that could happen? Get out of the road, dummy!

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